Madwoman hits child and threatens to throw the balcony. (video)

Incredible and funny Twitter bios

1)   Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel

eccentric billionaire  

http://www.JimmyKimmelLive.com

2)    popchips @popchips  

the official #popchips twitter. eating and tweeting like it’s our job (which it is).

los angeles, ca

popchips.com

3)  UberFacts @UberFacts   

The most unimportant things you'll never need to know.

4)  Left Shark @leftshark  

  I might be left shark, but I'm the right shark for you

5) Nelson Franklin @NelsonFranklin 

6)  Mike Birbiglia @birbigs 

Made a movie called #SleepwalkWithMe, a special called #MyGirlfriendsBoyfriend. On a tour called #ThankGodForJokes I'm Danny Pearson on #OITNB Season 3

7)  Mike Davidson @mikeindustries

VP of Design at Twitter. Harsh critic of coconut water, sourdough, and people who put clothes on their pets.

8)  Jamie Amacher @JamieAmacher   

Don't forget to water your houseplants.

9)  Sixth Form Poet @sixthformpoet

Please buy my book, I owe people money.

10)  The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7 

Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart... 

11)  sarah_haskins @sarah_haskins

See those earrings in that picture? I lost them.

12) shelby fero @shelbyfero 

I'm not too crazy about me either. I write for your TV and your Computer  

13)  Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey 

Former shoe salesman now making a go at film and theater. Wish me luck...

14)  Sara Rubin @sweetestsara

a ragdoll brought to life by a benevolent witch. video producer @buzzfeed

15)  John Cleese @JohnCleese

Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app http://www.thesillywalk.com

16)  Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Bull Frog

colbertlateshow.com

17)  Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin 

 I am a scrunched up napkin with recyclable dreams. Also a comedian in some cultures. Total drag in others. email: aparna.comedy.booking@gmail.com

18)  Not Mark Zuckerberg @notzuckerberg

My story is everyone's story: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy makes social network, girl and 1 billion others join social network

19) Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47  

Pale, awkward and very very small. Form an orderly queue, gents.  

20)   First World Problems @FirstWorldPains

I want to write an online bio, but I can't think of anything.

21)  Charmin @Charmin

Enjoy the go.

charmin.com

22)   Mike Trainor @TheMikeTrainor   

Writer/Producer at The Howard Stern Show. Occaisional television apearer. Guy who puked his pants once.

23)  Dane Cook @DaneCook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

Direct2Dane@DaneCook.com

instagram.com/DaneCook

24)  Comedy Central @ComedyCentral

Finally, comedy on Twitter.

cc.com

25)  Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

Los Angeles

teamcoco.com

26)  your away message @YourAwayMessage  

likes: puppies, summer, my girls, cupcakes! dislikes: thunder, paper cuts, war. 

27)  Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

We're all just molecules, Cutie.

state of Palestine

youtube.com/sarahsilverman

32)  Ellen DeGeneres @TheEllenShow  

Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. http://www.ellentv.com

28)  christine teigen @chrissyteigen 

should i get bangs

everywhere like such as

sodelushious.com

29)  Jonathan Kimmel @jonkimmel   

I grew up first as a child, then got into my teens, then on into my 20s and now here I am in my 30s.

Los Angeles

jonkimmel.tumblr.com

30)  Tom Hanks @tomhanks   

I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?

Los Angeles

playtone.com

31)  Blake Griffin @blakegriffin32 griffin32

I sold 2 Chainz his second chain

Los Angeles

 

32)  Frank's RedHot @FranksRedHot 

I put that $#!t on everything! Including Twitter!

franksredhot.com

33)   Helper @helper  
It doesn't have to be fancy to be awesome. Mission: feed the internet. Trolling lame dinners since 1971.     

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A walk around chernobyl

This is what a nuclear disaster area looks like.