Friday, June 12, 2015

Incredible and funny Twitter bios

eccentric billionaire 

the official  twitter. eating and tweeting like it’s our job (which it is).
los angeles, ca
The most unimportant things you'll never need to know.

  I might be left shark, but I'm the right shark for you

Made a movie called , a special called . On a tour called I'm Danny Pearson on Season 3

VP of Design at Twitter. Harsh critic of coconut water, sourdough, and people who put clothes on their pets.

Don't forget to water your houseplants.

Please buy my book, I owe people money.

Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart... 
See those earrings in that picture? I lost them.
I'm not too crazy about me either. I write for your TV and your Computer  
a ragdoll brought to life by a benevolent witch. video producer

Yes, I am still indeed alive, contrary to rumour, and am performing the silly walk in my new app

Bull Frog

 I am a scrunched up napkin with recyclable dreams. Also a comedian in some cultures. Total drag in others. email:
My story is everyone's story: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy makes social network, girl and 1 billion others join social network
Pale, awkward and very very small. Form an orderly queue, gents.  
I want to write an online bio, but I can't think of anything.
Enjoy the go.

Writer/Producer at The Howard Stern Show. Occaisional television apearer. Guy who puked his pants once.

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

Finally, comedy on Twitter.

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Los Angeles
likes: puppies, summer, my girls, cupcakes! dislikes: thunder, paper cuts, war. 
We're all just molecules, Cutie.
state of Palestine
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.

should i get bangs
everywhere like such as
I grew up first as a child, then got into my teens, then on into my 20s and now here I am in my 30s.
Los Angeles

I'm that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn't. Sometimes I'm in pretty good shape, other times I'm not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?
Los Angeles

I sold 2 Chainz his second chain
Los Angeles
I put that $#!t on everything! Including Twitter!

It doesn't have to be fancy to be awesome. Mission: feed the internet. Trolling lame dinners since 1971.     

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